(With apologies to anybody googling for drugs - forced laughter) My addiction is this pink vegetable. It's something to do with the acid content. My little laboratory has produced an early batch this year from a clump I discarded on the rubbish heap where it got a good frosting, and then dragged back indoors to fire up under the influence of central heating. This isn't "blanched" rhubarb, this is "forced" rhubarb. My experiment has left me on a high!